Politics

HOW to handle the living hell of a political conversation.

FRIENDS and families torn apart by politics are coming together and healing over the crapness of Diane Abbott.

A MAN is convinced colleagues share his pro-Labour views after he ranted at them about all other parties being evil scumbags.

BRITAIN has responded to Donald Trump’s offer of help by suggesting he stops saying words with his mouth.

THE people to blame for the weekend's awful events are the people who did it, it has been confirmed.

A HUNG parliament in which no politician can achieve any of their policy goals is what Britain is really keeping its fingers crossed for right now.

THERE is no such thing as a Magic Money Tree, believers in the Enchanted Brexit Fountain of Prosperity have told Jeremy Corbyn.

JEREMY Corbyn is probably a distant relative of Guy Fawkes, it has been claimed.

VIEWERS of last night’s election debate cannot understand why the losers’ lights were left on throughout the whole thing.

THERESA May has cancelled next week's general election after deciding it was not necessary after all.