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A six-step guide to kissing your boss's arse

MAYBE you're already the office’s snivelling little arse-licker, but you could always do better.

Is he the one or just a robot sent back from the future to make sure you give birth to the leader of the resistance?

IN the busy modern world it can be hard to know exactly what kind of relationships you're in.

Richard Branson's guide to running things you know f**k all about

HI! I’m Richard Branson and you’re probably wondering how I run all these trains and healthcare services when I just used to sell cheap records. Here’s how I do it:

Is it ever right to pay more than £5 for a pint?

THE cost of getting pissed has undoubtedly gone up over the years but do you think it can ever be morally ethical to charge or pay over £5 for a pint of lager? Take our quick test to find out...

How to easily survive if you're a character in a horror film

HAVE you got a demon in your basement or are you planning to go hiking in hillbilly country? Don’t worry - just follow our guide to surviving horror movies.

Five ways you can be an arse when someone else is talking

WHETHER someone is hosting a meeting or telling a story, they are taking precious attention away from you. Here are five handy ways you can get the focus back on yourself by being an absolute shit.

What the f**k did you eat last night? Take our test to find out

SERIOUSLY, what the fuck did you eat last night?

Which zoo animals are the easiest to steal?

WITH school summer holidays under way, now is a great time to visit the zoo and perhaps steal one of the animals.