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Top five scarves to make you look like a twat

ALL scarves look stupid, but if you want really want to look like a huge twat you must choose carefully.

The older person's guide to ruining social media

ARE you old? Do you want to embarrass and annoy younger family members? Here’s how to use social media platforms to do just that.

Are you quirky or just annoying?

ARE special and eccentric or just an annoying idiot? Take our test to find out.

Five idiotic Irish border solutions Brexiters will love

ARE you a Brexiter with no grasp on reality? Here are some solutions to the Irish border problem you’ll consider perfectly sensible.

The reactionary bastard's guide to watching TV

ARE you a bigoted TV viewer outraged by the slightest hint of multiculturalism? Follow our guide to watching television without losing your shit.

Can you squeeze in a pint tonight?

CAN you just nip to the pub for a cheeky one after work, or will you get in trouble? Take our test to find out.

'How I plan to be unbearable on my gap year'

I NEED to make sure that as I travel the world over the next 12 months I am as ghastly as possible. Here’s my five point plan.

Have you got 'British values'?

ARE you a true Brit or a feckless foreigner? Take our test to find out.