HAVING organised fun with your partner, or grasping for ways to bear their disappointing company? These five activities scream ‘I feel nothing for you’.
I’M levelling up Britain so that everyone has more opportunities, even though they’ll never amount to anything because they didn’t go to Eton. Here’s how to level up your life.
DETERMINED to win every argument even when you’re clearly wrong? Follow the example of the worst ars*holes on social media:
IN the new golden age, here are four IKEA products in urgent need of Brexification.
THE most tangible benefit of Brexit hits Britain this week in the form of three million Brexit 50p coins. But what will you do with yours?
OTHER parents seem to be suspicious of me because I genuinely like spending time with my children and don’t moan about them in a ‘comedy’ passive-aggressive way.
2020 will see chefs, restaurant owners and ‘foodies’ continue to boil everyone’s piss. Here are five predictions for the year’s most bullsh*t food trends.
WINTER headgear makes most people look like a complete twat, so it can be hard not to make assumptions. Here's how to avoid snap-judgements:
Style-based amputations: The increasingly tired beard/tattoo look becomes neo-pirate with the addition of wooden legs and designer hand hooks.