Alcohol

YOU drank too much last night. That goes without saying. But was that the sun coming up you remember, or was that radiance the eternal inferno of the underworld? Take our test to find out…

LIKE every passenger on that plane, I would rather be flown by a male pilot so drunk he was slurring obscenities and punching out at thin air than by a woman.

A GROUP of Prosecco drinkers and a group of Frosty Jack drinkers have deeply resented each others' presence in a public park.

THE Queen is frantically texting friends, family and courtiers to find out what the hell she got up to while blackout drunk last night.

AN afternoon drinking session has descended into a group of middle-aged men each privately trying to manage their terrible heartburn.

It’s easy to look at the negative effects of alcohol, but what are the benefits? Read our guide. 

SHOPPERS across the UK are rushing to save their nearest branch of Bargain Booze by getting absolutely hammered.

ARE you just having a bit of a relaxed morning in the office, or have you inadvertently rolled into work blind drunk? Take our quiz to find out.

THE closure of a much-loved East End pub to make way for an ironic replica of itself has been greeted with widespread protests.

A COUPLE’S evening out at a nightclub was ruined because they could not buy a drink without thinking what the same money would buy at Asda.