Alcohol

A NEW campaign encouraging Britons to spend every night of the week getting hammered also advises them to enjoy alcohol responsibly.

PARTICIPANTS in Dry January have confirmed that the end of the month has been moved forward from next week until 5pm tonight.

A GROUP of male Guardian readers have been wracked with guilt after realising their evening in the pub was a sexist, men-only event.

EVERY dad likes whisky - but whisky is also a great way of telling him that things haven’t worked out for you cash-wise and even securing a small loan.

A COUPLE have added extra alcohol to their shopping trolley in case they are trapped in the house by heavy snow.

CHRISTMAS drinkers struggling to handle their alcohol intake are to be mentored by proper booze hounds.

A MAN who is hammered after two pints still claims it is a ‘medical problem’, friends have confirmed.

BOOZE cruises from Scotland to England will fail because none of the alcohol will make it home, Scots have admitted.

AN office worker excited about her Friday bottle of wine has been tactfully informed that everyone else already got wrecked the day before.

ALCOHOL should only be available to nice people who know which wine goes best with fish, according to MPs.