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We ask you: how did you survive the Posh and Becks years without going insane?
DAVID Beckham is 50, sending most of the nation into PTSD flashbacks of life under the relentless bombardment of publicity about him and his wife. How did you survive?
The Archbishop of Canterbury on… JK Rowling: thank God someone's standing up to the asexuals at last
WAKING with a hangover so intense that the blood trickling from my nose is bright green, I reflect on the special announcement I made yesterday to my parishioners.
Is your new neighbour secretly a drug kingpin you should report to the police? A quiz
NEW bloke moved in next door? Have his secretive ways caused you to suspect he’s running a narcotics empire from the other half of the semi?
Shit jobs will cure you, benefits claimants told
THE government has promised disabled benefits claimants that toiling away in poorly-paid dead-end jobs is a miracle cure.
Trump to hold Starmer's jacket in Ukraine confrontation
PRESIDENT Trump has promised that in the event of any military action against British forces in Ukraine, he will hold the prime minister’s jacket.
Sex in the Cotswolds: is it qualitatively better than sex in less desirable postcodes?
EVERYBODY, meaning residents of north London and residents of the Cotswolds, is obsessed with sex in the Cotswolds. But can it also be pleasurable in poorer areas?
Your astrological week ahead for February 22nd, with Psychic Bob
Always odd, the obsession medieval artists had with creating memento mori. Was an infant mortality rate of 30 per cent insufficient to remind them of death?
My timeshare apartment on the Gaza Strip is already bought. If yours isn't, you're an anti-Semite
I WAKE, the sun glowing through the blinds. I rise, fling them aside, and gaze out from my timeshare onto the exclusive resort and spa once known as Gaza.
- Taking over Gaza vs all Trump's other territorial ambitions: a comparison
- Estate agents still not vile enough to put Britain off buying houses
- 'We're called MILFs,' angry middle-class women of a certain age tell Wallace
- Ex who has life together wants to reconnect
- Bananarama are old now: How to explain Band Aid without weeping