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Chillax, and seven other mutant words that should never have been born

SOME words created from smashing two others together are useful, like internet or biopic. These ought to have been drowned at birth.

The Archbishop of Canterbury on... that bullying bellend Raab hitting the bricks

WAKING on a children’s roundabout liberally bedecked in blood, I rotate calmly while recalling the events that led me to my present pass.

There is a stranger. Am I allowed to shoot? Your guide to US gun laws

YOU’RE a US citizen, you’re armed, there is a person you don’t know. Are you legally allowed to shoot? Find out with our guide. 

Corporate arsehole to creepy loner: landlords from best to worst

WHETHER scum, parasites or bastards, there are few professions lower than the landlord. Here are the varieties they come in, in descending order.

Man feeling pretty damn successful after inheriting his parents' house

A MAN feels he has achieved more in life than most of his peers due to owning a home given to him by his parents.

Let's move to… a seaside spot permanently helping the police with their enquiries! This week: Southend-on-Sea

Southend-on-Sea, pronounced locally with the traditional double-F intonation, was developed as a seaside resort in the 19th century despite being situated on an estuary.

The six best period features for really wanking on about at a dinner party

WANT to be the smuggest arsehole round the table? Wax lyrical about features that happened to come with your house as if they were personal achievements, like these.

Five punishments for living in the Home Counties those smug bastards definitely deserve

SMUG for too long, with their high house prices and better weather, Home Counties arseholes are now getting their comeuppance. Here’s how.

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