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London property prices fall amid shortage of twats

LONDON property prices will plummet because all the rich twats are already there, experts have warned.

Unexploded bomb makes property more desirable, claims estate agent

AN unexploded World War II bomb is a ‘heritage feature’ of a Bethnal Green two-bedroom flat, according to estate agents.

Man hands teddy bear into lost property instead of putting it on social media

TWITTER and Facebook users are hunting for a man who failed to turn a lost toy into a viral internet phenomenon.

Young couples excited to begin futile lifelong quest for increasingly large property

FIRST-TIME buyers are launching onto a spiritually barren path of buying incrementally larger houses.

London property only affordable to extraterrestrials

LONDON homes are being bought up by galactic emperors after becoming unaffordable to humans.

London property market based on people pretending grim places are great

A SHIT flat in London now costs £500,000 thanks to widespread delusion about whether a property is really depressing.

'Property ladder' replaced by 'treacherous property rope bridge'

THE metaphorical 'property ladder' is to be replaced next month by a rickety and unstable 'property rope bridge', spanning a yawning property chasm filled with property crocodiles.

Taliban To Be Wooed With Property Makeovers

NATO's latest Afghan strategy aims to wean the Taliban off Islamic fundamentalism and onto obsessing about their living rooms.