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Just tell me how much you want, says Reeves
RACHEL Reeves has asked Britain exactly how much money each of them wants to stop it.
The Archbishop of Canterbury on… has Rod Stewart turned into your bigoted gran?
WAKING up with a hangover so intense I see everything in a lurid shade of green for several hours until it abates, I reflect on another milestone in the history of the Church of England.
Woman on Instagram really milking wedding photos from three years ago
A WOMAN is wringing every possible like out of her wedding photos by still posting them to Instagram three years after the fact.
'Play one off your two good albums!': Helpful things to shout at tonight's Oasis gig
ATTENDING an Oasis reunion gig? So stupefied by the magnitude of the occasion that you don’t know what to shout? Try these.
BuzzBallz: Your guide to surviving the unprecedented threat of 13.5% alcohol
A DANGEROUS new novelty drink, BuzzBallz, is sweeping the UK, the media has warned us. So is there any way to prevent this sherry-strength alcopop ruining your life? Try these measures.
Five other beautiful world locations and the life events I plan to ruin them with, by Jeff Bezos
HELLO peasants. You can’t have failed to notice mine and Lauren's recent understated wedding in Venice. And now you’re gagging to know what other tasteful events we have planned.
'There was a crumb in the cupboard': Online reviews by arseholes with insanely high expectations
ARE you an idiot with unrealistic expectations who loves finding things to moan about? You’re probably responsible for one of these online reviews…