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Rachel Riley's favourite things to tweet about despite not knowing all the facts
HI! I’m attractive, famous and went to Oxford so I can do no wrong, even when making wild and it transpires incorrect assumptions in tweets. I also opine on these subjects.
Mash Blind Date: will Donald Trump and his lawyer trying to shut him the f**k up find their happy place?
CAN Donald Trump and his own lawyer, who is desperately trying to stop him committing further crimes while on trial for crimes, meet in body and soul?
Five reasons your thirties are better than your twenties, if you're in denial
ATTEMPTING to convince yourself physical decline, burdensome responsibilities and heightened stress are a good thing? Here’s why you’re so glad to be in your thirties.
Gelato just ice cream for wankers, study finds
A NEW study has found there are no substantial differences between ice cream and gelato other than the latter is consumed by knobheads.
Ten Years To Clear Up My F**king Mess: Liz Truss's new book, rewritten by the electorate
49-DAY prime minister Liz Truss has released a new book detailing her plan to save the world. Britain has notes.
Female record shop employee under pressure to be attractive in alternative way
A WOMAN working in an independent record shop is feeling pressured to be extremely attractive in a quirky and unconventional way, she has confirmed.
Guru, wizard, rock star: six suffixes to your job title that make it clear you're a twat
TO stand out in the job market, why not impress on employers that you’re a first-class prick with your job title alone? Any of these should do it.