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Pissing on a picture of Thatcher: the initiation ceremony for Tories defecting to Labour
SO many Tories have defected to Labour over the years they have an initiation ritual modelled on the Hell’s Angels. This is what Dr Dan Poulter will have to endure.
Blackstar, and other albums the artist cleverly promoted by dying
DYING is the ultimate music marketing tool, sending sales soaring at the negligible cost of a single life. These artists made out like posthumous bandits.
Who needs opposition? The SNP show how to f**k it up all on your own
WHO needs a functioning opposition to f**k up a decade in government? Not the SNP! They’ve proved you can do it effectively and stylishly all on your own.
Man confident if he apologises enough he'll stop being white
A WHITE man is so committed to saying sorry for all the crimes of his kind that he effectively is not a white man, he believes.
Your astrological week ahead for April 27th, with Psychic Bob
High five. Up high. Down low. Too slow. You felt a pit open up in your stomach just reading that.
Deep Heat, Piriton, and other useless medicines only recommended by girlfriends
SUFFERING? Girlfriend implying it’s your own fault because you refuse to take the feeble medications she recommends? These are no different to homeopathy.
We ask you: are your children boozing enough?
ENGLAND has the highest rate of child alcohol consumption of all countries surveyed by the World Health Organisation, but are your children doing their part?
