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Female record shop employee under pressure to be attractive in alternative way
A WOMAN working in an independent record shop is feeling pressured to be extremely attractive in a quirky and unconventional way, she has confirmed.
Guru, wizard, rock star: six suffixes to your job title that make it clear you're a twat
TO stand out in the job market, why not impress on employers that you’re a first-class prick with your job title alone? Any of these should do it.
Your astrological week ahead for April 13th, with Psychic Bob
Ant and Dec aren't actually from Newcastle. They're putting it on. Ant is Jamaican, and Dec is mute.
Woman left with trust issues after taking chance on new takeaway
A WOMAN who decided to vary her Friday night routine by trying a new takeaway fears she will never learn to trust again.
We ask you: how should those bastards who ran the Post Office be punished?
POST Office bosses knew Horizon was crap all along and that it was screwing over innocent postmasters. We asked you how justice should be served to these bastards.
Masterchef viewers divided over Greg Wallace copulating with food
VIEWERS are divided over the latest series of Masterchef, in which judge Greg Wallace assesses dishes after having sexual intercourse with them.
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