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Atheists unable to explain how evolution could make egg-laying bunny
ATHEISTS who reject religious doctrine have admitted nothing in their precious science can provide an explanation for the existence of the Easter Bunny.
We ask you: when should Rishi Sunak get his arse kicked at a general election?
THE prime minister has been accused of chickening out of calling a general election by Labour. When should he go to the country and lose?
The Archbishop of Canterbury on... the Tories' fish-and-chip bullshit
WAKING in John O’ Groats, after having aided my repose with several bottles of malt whisky, I reflect on the events that led me to isolation in the far North.
The second-last temptation of Christ was banoffee pie
JESUS has confirmed that his last temptation was to escape sacrifice, live as an ordinary man and raise a family, but the temptation previous to that was banoffee pie.
Children at state schools fling dung for a living. My nice children deserve better
IF your child attends a comprehensive school, you have given up on them. You have decided hosing shit off roads for a job is all they can aspire to. And I respect that.
Six knobheads that will never reply to your message
ARE you a grump for suspecting your message will be ignored as you press ‘send’? No, because you’re contacting one of these feckless bastards.
King lays groundwork for scabbing a tenner
THE King’s call for kindness is a pretext for asking everyone to lend him ten pounds, it has emerged.
- Thames Water also full of shit
- John Lennon, and other celebrities who would be nightmare boomers if they were alive today
- 'Suck it till your hymen pops': Subtle clues that P Diddy had unsavoury views toward women
- Retro gaming console offers amazing opportunity to play something shit
- We ask you: how are you celebrating raw sewage spills doubling in a year?