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Cuck Sanctuary, and other reality shows inevitably coming to Channel 4
WITH Virgin Island Channel 4 has discovered that sexual awkwardness means viewing figures, and all on the cheap. These will soon be monetised for TV.
Ripped man seen solemnly putting shirt back on as temperature drops
A MAN with an impressive six-pack has been sighted looking upwards at cloud cover, sighing and shaking his head, then putting his T-shirt back on.
A confused millennial tries to… warn Zoomers that time's scythe will cut them down too
I WAS gagged this morning by a look in the mirror. Instead of a youthful, Yassified face, I saw faint signs of wrinkles and a single grey hair.
'F**k the Labour landslide, we've got rid of Lineker'
RIGHT-wingers are celebrating a victory which puts minor, piffling general election losses in the shade by condemning Gary Lineker to a lucrative retirement.
'They’ve betrayed my Brexit,' man says in small, pathetic voice
A MAN sitting at home alone watching news of a UK-EU deal has said ‘they’ve betrayed my Brexit’ almost too quietly and sadly to be heard.
The Strokes, and six other indie bands that got by on cool alone
IT isn’t all about the music, man. These bands had looks, charisma, fashion and tunes in that order and remain loved anyway.
Man who ghosted woman doomed to haunt her Instagram Stories forever
A MAN who ghosted a woman after two dates has found himself cursed to haunt her Instagram stories until the end of time.
- Your astrological week ahead for May 17th, with Psychic Bob
- Britain's ten shittiest Eurovision entries, from worst to best
- We ask you: how are you avoiding revising for your GCSEs?
- Religious opponents of assisted dying asked what's wrong with going to Heaven a bit earlier?
- Britons would be out enjoying the sun if they weren't basically slaves