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Man begins pre-drinks for Oasis gig
MINDFUL that there are only 55 hours to go before the first gig of the Oasis reunion, a man has started on pre-drinks this afternoon.
Shit town has hop-on, hop-off tour bus
THE objectively awful town of Skegness runs a hop-on, hop-off open-top bus service so people can tour its grim sights at their leisure.
Labour MP kind of feels like he was voted into office to look after vulnerable?
A LABOUR rebel has admitted that he voted against the welfare bill because he always felt the party had more of a 'caring for the disabled' vibe.
The six best legal loopholes for a speeding fine you've made up yourself that won't work
BEEN slapped with a speeding fine? Convinced this is one of those laws that doesn't really count? Wriggle out of paying it with these clever excuses that will convince nobody.
How to survive Euro 2025 when you're bored with the Lionesses now: a guide for women
EURO 2025 kicks off today, but what if you're a woman who was briefly into football but now isn't really? Here's how to survive weeks of dutiful support.
Every school play hinges on either UV light, strobe light or smoke machine
EVERY play performed by a school revolves around the single piece of stage technology that school possesses, it has emerged.