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Duolingo, and other stressful app reminders that can f**k off
SMARTPHONE apps were meant to make life easier but instead add to the general anxiety of it by harassing you constantly. Like these ones.
Seven terrible things about London, the city I hate, by mayoral candidate Susan Hall
LONDON mayoral candidate Susan Hall has been criticised for a campaign based on unhinged attacks on Sadiq Khan and appearing to hate the capital. Here she shares a last rant before losing.
Driver generously allows humble pedestrians to cross road with regal hand gesture
A BENEVOLENT motorist has permitted a group of pedestrians to cross the road with a noble flourish of his wrist.
Man waxing nostalgic about good old DVDs until he tries to watch one of the bastards
A MAN raving about the upsides of DVDs has been swiftly undone by the many headaches of actually trying to watch one, it has emerged.
Middle-aged women delighted by ugly modern fashions
MIDDLE-AGED women seeing 20-something girls dressed in cargo pants, faux fur gilets and bandanas have confirmed that they are delighted by how ugly modern fashions are.
Charlie Dimmock, and other unlikely sexual fantasies Britain was bloody obsessed with
CHARLIE Dimmock has said she has no regrets about an affair in 2001. Fair enough, but was her tabloid-boosted sex appeal at the time actually a bit weird? Here are some more questionable fantasy shags.
- Tips for having a better orgasm that will not work for you, with the Mash sex columnist
- Pissing on a picture of Thatcher: the initiation ceremony for Tories defecting to Labour
- Blackstar, and other albums the artist cleverly promoted by dying
- Who needs opposition? The SNP show how to f**k it up all on your own
- Man confident if he apologises enough he'll stop being white