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Runaway London horses desperate to carve out media career
THE Household Cavalry horses who rampaged through London are keen to turn their 15 minutes of fame into lucrative media careers.
We ask you: will your children join Shapps and Sunak's fighting men?
RISHI Sunak is increasing defence spending and preparing for war. Would you send your children to battle under his indefatigable command?
Man realises he would have bullied his teenage self too
A MAN looking back on a miserable adolescence ruined by bullies has come to the conclusion that, on balance, he probably deserved it.
Kate's photo of Louis is perfect in every way, grovels media that has learnt its f**king lesson
THE British media is heaping praise on Princess Kate’s bang-average photo of Prince Louis in a desperate bid to make amends, it has emerged.
Inconsiderate boyfriend's sincere apology sucks fun out of girlfriend's rage
A GENUINE apology from a woman's boyfriend has stripped all the joy from her righteous indignation.
'Back in your day…' and other comments you can sue Gen Z bastards for now
A JUDGE has ruled that saying ‘back in your day’ to an older colleague could be considered age harassment. Here are some phrases young people had better not say to you, then.
- Sunak waits to see if Britain is that stupid
- Man disappointed to find MILF not British after noticing continental plug sockets
- Nothing but the courts, the opposition, the cost and a general election can stop me now, laughs power-mad Sunak
- Is it a coincidence that everyone suddenly finds the 'love of their life' when they’re 35, tired and desperate?
- Donald Trump's guide to styling out a flatulence problem