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Your astrological week ahead for April 6th, with Psychic Bob
You hate the taste of mint humbugs, but you eat them because they look like baby tapirs. And those fuckers should know their place.
Couple conceive second child as long-term investment to stop first one hassling them
A COUPLE are having a second child because they are already bored rigid of having to play with their first one, they have confirmed.
We ask you: does Netflix's dramatisation of the Prince Andrew interview prove his innocence once and for all?
SCOOP, a dramatisation of Prince Andrew’s infamous 2019 Newsnight interview, has the whole world wondering if they judged him too harshly. What’s your view?
The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Richard Dawkins, 'cultural Christian' or smug rodent tit?
WAKING up with a hangover, I look back on the past two days. The furore began when CCTV emerged of me masturbating furiously in front of a statue of the Virgin Mary. I will admit that looked bad.
'I've always hated you': What your friend said in their deleted WhatsApp message
WHATSAPP loves shit-stirring by telling you a friend has deleted a message. Here’s a reasonable guess at what they said.
'Oh what, like you've never sent a hostile foreign power nudes?' says Tory MP
CONSERVATIVE MP William Wragg has told people judging him for sending nudes to a foreign agent they have undoubtedly done the same or worse themselves.