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Mash Blind Date: 'Bonding over what a prick he is does not bode well for the threesome'

ADVENTUROUS couple Jordan and Sophie Gardner, both 35, are out with 26-year-old Charlotte Phelps. But can this menage a trois even share dessert?

Eight acts headlining your crappy little local music festival

YOU live in a small town of no real note and yet someone has decided you deserve your own music festival. These are the only headliners you can get.

Nice weather to be described by the papers as a 'sun nuke'

THE nation’s media has settled on ‘sun nuke’ as the phrase of choice to describe the pleasant weather approaching this week.

Dads struggling with return to normal life

DADS are struggling with normal life after 24 hours of unbridled Father's Day self-indulgence.

What I'm hoping to get from the statutory inquiry into grooming gangs, by a wildly unrealistic right-wing man

FINALLY Starmer has bowed to public pressure and set up a national inquiry into grooming gangs. And from there, believes Martin Bishop, these actions are inevitable.

Man finds out on Monday what he did at drinks on Friday

A MAN has arrived at his office prompt and early on Monday morning to be informed of what took place late and intoxicated on Friday evening.

How to get someone to f**k off away from your desk and let you work

THE key office skillset is not implementing core competencies or working the printer. It’s persuading twats to piss off back to their twat desks with twat bobbleheads on.

Your astrological week ahead for June 14th, with Psychic Bob

The first casualty of war is truth. The second is Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

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