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'He gets a free castle now': Sadistic things to tell gammons who hate Sadiq Khan
LONDON mayor Sadiq Khan has been knighted, prompting outrage from gammons. Since they’re utterly obsessed with him, here’s what to sadistically tell them…
Porn, and six other reasons world fertility rates are declining
WORLD fertility rates are declining across developed countries, and the universal availability of free internet pornography is to blame. Among other reasons.
How to make a kitten on a pizza: Seven pointless things you learned from AI training
SEVEN-and-a-half million Britons will be trained in AI by 2030. Your workplace AI course leads you to question the value of this, because here’s what you learned.
British nuclear power plants: can we not just get Aldi to build them?
THE government has pledged £14.2bn of its own money to build a new nuclear power plant. What happened to just getting Aldi or whoever to build them?
Woman 'not like other girls' under impression no other girls say that
A WOMAN who stresses to men that she is ‘not like other girls’ would be surprised to learn that other girls just like her also say that.
How to be more outraged by a U-turn than you were by the original policy
SICKENING Labour policies hurting ordinary pensioners are bad enough, but U-turning on them? That’s unforgivable. Keep your ire at the appropriate levels with this guide.
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