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Hannah Fry, and the other top candidates to be the thinking man's crumpet
RANDY intellectual types are on the lookout for a new muse now Rachel Riley has disgraced herself. These are the top candidates in the line of succession.
Man who can't grow beard not letting that stop him
A MAN who is only able to grow a few wisps of hair from the bottom of his face is not letting it stop him labelling himself as ‘bearded’, it has emerged.
Nicola Peltz, and other celebs so talentless going out with them would be a minefield
NICOLA Peltz, heiress and wife of Brooklyn Beckham, has had her vanity project film utterly demolished by critics. So if you were the partner of a no-talent celeb, how would you avoid the issue?
Long-term sickness: is it as fun as the media make it sound?
MORE than 2.8 million Britons are living it up by being too ill to work, instead revelling in long, lazy days untroubled by responsibility. But is there a downside?
We will give every child a pack of fags on their 15th birthday, says Labour
THE opposition has defied the government’s smoking ban by pledging to give every child a pack of 20 cigarettes on their 15th birthday.
How to absolutely, comprehensively lose your shit if your child doesn't get their first-choice primary school
YOUR child has been condemned to educational subnormality and a career washing wheelie bins by being denied their first-choice primary. How should you freak out?
Girlfriend marks territory by leaving hair bobbles around boyfriend's flat
A MAN'S new girlfriend is asserting her presences and scaring away rivals by leaving hair ties in every room of his home.
- Rachel Riley's favourite things to tweet about despite not knowing all the facts
- Mash Blind Date: will Donald Trump and his lawyer trying to shut him the f**k up find their happy place?
- America rightly indifferent to Blur
- Five reasons your thirties are better than your twenties, if you're in denial
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