the dailymash

Labour nationalises Rod Stewart's railway

THE government has brought Rod Stewart’s model railway into public ownership despite the star's protests, it has emerged.

The incredible story of how I rescued my backpacker friend from Stoke

WHEN backpacker Nikki Hollis went missing in Stoke-on-Trent, friend Tom Logan knew he had to save her. Here is the moving story of how he finally brought her home.

Thames Water to seal your toilet

We ask you: are you ready to breed, breed, breed for Nigel Farage?

NIGEL Farage has reached the inevitable stage every cult leader does by demanding that Britain f**k for him. Will you answer the call?

'You know how cannabis isn't illegal in London in any sense that matters? Well…' says mayor

SADIQ Khan has outrageously suggested that the law in London should be updated to match ongoing realities on the ground.

Woman appalled by notebook with actual notes inside

A WOMAN who enjoys stationery as an abstract, decorative concept has been disgusted to see it being used for its assigned purpose.

Europeans rated on how well they can speak the King's English

THERE is only one tongue, and it is English. But many of our continental cousins simply refuse to speak correctly. Which of our neighbours are letting us and themselves down?

The social media patriot's guide to coping when it's not an immigrant

DISAPPOINTED? Staked your X followers on Monday’s attack being Islamic terrorism? Arrest of a 53-year-old white man make this unlikely? Don’t let it get in the way of your racism.