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Your astrological week ahead for June 28th, with Psychic Bob
If you listen to Dark Side of the Moon at the same time as you watch The Wizard of Oz, you’re f**king muntered.
A vape is for life, says vape shop
VAPE shop owners are explaining to customers they only sell vapes to forever homes where they can be with loving and loyal families.
We ask you: why are you illegally releasing beavers into the wild?
BRITAIN is alive with happy families surreptitiously releasing beavers into the wild for kicks. Why have you joined the latest craze?
'This was a mistake,' realises man who is at Glastonbury until Tuesday
JUST one hour into the Glastonbury festival, attendee Tom Booker has admitted it is ‘not for him’ with approximately 96 hours left to go.
The Archbishop of Canterbury on… great work Lisa, they'll be watching Kneecap now
WAKING with a hangover the size of Yorkshire, but mercifully not causing me to adopt a tiresome ‘bluff’ persona, I reflect on another tumultuous week in matters ecclesiastical.
Difficult to imagine how your dad ever pulled
HOW their dad was ever considered attractive by the opposite sex is beyond most people’s imaginations, it has emerged.
'This is not a humiliation' says Starmer with cock and balls out
THE prime minister, standing at a podium in Downing Street with his trousers around his ankles and his genitalia fully visible, has denied he has been humiliated.
- Glastonbury is a blueprint for a better society without my parents. By Tom Logan
- The Whites-Only Healing Field and a Spitfire flypast: My dream of a right-wing Glastonbury
- Dr Dre, and six other musical doctors who in a medical emergency should sit the f**k down
- Banning alcohol adverts to instantly stop UK getting pissed
- He had all his blood replaced while she was in space: Six surprisingly relatable celebrity break-ups