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Films so much better than books it's not even a contest
FILMS have surpassed books as a medium by so many orders of magnitude it is odd that books even exist, it has been agreed.
Slipknot, and six other bands which are now technically dadrock
BACK when nu-metal ruled the world you ruled with it, young and rebellious and your baseball cap backwards. Now you’re a dad and these bands are boring old dadrock.
Your astrological week ahead for April 20th, with Psychic Bob
Never lift an empty shell to your ear. If you do, you hear the sounds of a divorced man taking his children to McDonalds.
Lourdes, and other hot new locations for your stag party
PRAGUE and Amsterdam no fun anymore? Looking for new locations to stagger around hammered before pissing against a historical monument?
We ask you: could you be an unbiased juror in Donald Trump's trial, or do you think he's a knobhead?
DONALD Trump is on trial for financial malfeasance in New York. Could you serve as a juror, or have you unaccountably developed opinions about him?
Humanity to stick with oil
HUMANS are to continue to base their civilisation on a highly toxic substance destroying the climate that is largely controlled by lunatics.
The Archbishop of Canterbury on... that's more than enough Liz f**king Truss, thanks
WAKING up on a bed of empty rum bottles, my head thudding as if a small, angry, right-wing man were trapped inside it, I sip a gallon of water to restore my faculties.
- 'Brilliant, it's a two-hour 31-song double break-up album,' say men with heads in hands
- Power to hand out sick notes to be given to specially appointed bastards
- Seven crimes Angela Rayner could have committed in this ordinary kitchen: A Daily Mail investigation
- Meghan Markle's jam 'extruded from strange orifice in her neck'
- All camel's eyes and sheep's bollocks: The gammon food critic goes Moroccan