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Long-term sickness: is it as fun as the media make it sound?
MORE than 2.8 million Britons are living it up by being too ill to work, instead revelling in long, lazy days untroubled by responsibility. But is there a downside?
We will give every child a pack of fags on their 15th birthday, says Labour
THE opposition has defied the government’s smoking ban by pledging to give every child a pack of 20 cigarettes on their 15th birthday.
How to absolutely, comprehensively lose your shit if your child doesn't get their first-choice primary school
YOUR child has been condemned to educational subnormality and a career washing wheelie bins by being denied their first-choice primary. How should you freak out?
Girlfriend marks territory by leaving hair bobbles around boyfriend's flat
A MAN'S new girlfriend is asserting her presences and scaring away rivals by leaving hair ties in every room of his home.
Rachel Riley's favourite things to tweet about despite not knowing all the facts
HI! I’m attractive, famous and went to Oxford so I can do no wrong, even when making wild and it transpires incorrect assumptions in tweets. I also opine on these subjects.
Mash Blind Date: will Donald Trump and his lawyer trying to shut him the f**k up find their happy place?
CAN Donald Trump and his own lawyer, who is desperately trying to stop him committing further crimes while on trial for crimes, meet in body and soul?
- Five reasons your thirties are better than your twenties, if you're in denial
- Gelato just ice cream for wankers, study finds
- Ten Years To Clear Up My F**king Mess: Liz Truss's new book, rewritten by the electorate
- Female record shop employee under pressure to be attractive in alternative way
- Guru, wizard, rock star: six suffixes to your job title that make it clear you're a twat