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Experts confirm best way to work through relationship problems is to ignore them
COUNSELLORS have advised couples suffering issues in their relationships that if they ignore them completely they eventually go away.
Successful young person can f**k right off
A MAN decades younger than you who has already achieved more than you ever will can go and f**k himself, older generations have agreed.
Five drunk middle-aged women caterwauling through song was apparently Spice Girls reunion
A BARMAN at a London club has just found out the five pissed women he watched howl their way through a song was in fact a momentous 90s reunion.
Films so much better than books it's not even a contest
FILMS have surpassed books as a medium by so many orders of magnitude it is odd that books even exist, it has been agreed.
Slipknot, and six other bands which are now technically dadrock
BACK when nu-metal ruled the world you ruled with it, young and rebellious and your baseball cap backwards. Now you’re a dad and these bands are boring old dadrock.
Your astrological week ahead for April 20th, with Psychic Bob
Never lift an empty shell to your ear. If you do, you hear the sounds of a divorced man taking his children to McDonalds.
Lourdes, and other hot new locations for your stag party
PRAGUE and Amsterdam no fun anymore? Looking for new locations to stagger around hammered before pissing against a historical monument?
We ask you: could you be an unbiased juror in Donald Trump's trial, or do you think he's a knobhead?
DONALD Trump is on trial for financial malfeasance in New York. Could you serve as a juror, or have you unaccountably developed opinions about him?
- Taylor Swift's new album about Darren Wetherby, aged 46, of Poynton
- Humanity to stick with oil
- The Archbishop of Canterbury on... that's more than enough Liz f**king Truss, thanks
- 'Brilliant, it's a two-hour 31-song double break-up album,' say men with heads in hands
- Power to hand out sick notes to be given to specially appointed bastards