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Lee Anderson MP's guide to being a bigoted pub bore

EVERY grim pub has a weird bloke sitting on his own who turns out to have incredibly dodgy opinions. Here Lee Anderson MP gives his tips on being that guy you regret talking to.

Are your sexual preferences shamefully unwoke?

YOU may be happy with your love life, but have you considered whether it's sufficiently woke? Read our checklist for areas of your sexuality you need to improve on.

Cockapoos nine percent more middle-class than labradoodles, experts say

HAVING a cockapoo is fractionally more middle class than having a labradoodle, it has been confirmed.

10 celebrity fantasy shags that make you deep and interesting

TIRED of people drooling over predictable hotties like Margot Robbie or Timothée Chalamet? Impress them with these shaggable celebrities who suggest you’re an erudite free-thinker.

Lib Dems bounce back to f**king everything up

AFTER years of languishing in obscurity, the Liberal Democrats have returned to mess up politics like they did last time.

How to survive a date with someone who doesn't get pop culture references

IT’S unusual, but you do meet people who’ve somehow bypassed every bit of pop culture from Star Wars to Pharrell. Here’s what to do if you’re on a date with one.

'Knutsford’s largest seizure of narcotics': What drug busts mean without the police bullshit

THE police routinely talk up their drug busts and the media never question the boys in blue. But do you suspect they may over-dramatising events? Here’s the reality.

The middle class man's guide to awkwardly visiting the tip

A TRIP to the tip is a deadly minefield of stress and potential embarrassment for the sensitive Guardian-reading male. Here’s how to bluff your way through it like a blokey bloke.

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