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Israel Just Making It Easier For Guardian Readers To Look Good
ISRAEL'S attack on a Palestinian aid ship will make it easier for Guardian readers to sound as if they know what they are talking about, it was claimed last night.
Guardian Readers' Heads Explode In Wootton Bassett Dilemma
A PLAN by radical Islamists to march through Wootton Bassett last night caused a series of Guardian reader head explosions across North London.
BNP Question Time To Replace Christmas For Guardian Readers
THE British National Party's annual appearance on Question Time is set to become the new festive season for Guardian readers.
Guardian prepares for annual sneerathon
GUARDIAN readers are gathering in North London for the paper’s annual literary sneerathon.
Britain Not As Good As 'The Guardian' Said It Was, Claims Top Tory
BRITAIN has become like The Wire, scarred by drugs and violence and nowhere near as good as The Guardian said it was, a senior Tory has claimed.
Why Owen Jones is leaving Labour, by someone unfortunate enough to sit next to him on a train
YEAH, that Owen Jones? Writes for the Guardian? He’s leaving Labour, I know because I was on a table seat with him, Stockport to London. Never f**king shut up.
Benefits fine when middle-class parents get them
FINANCIAL handouts are entirely acceptable when middle-class parents earning up to £60,000 receive them, it has emerged.
A bloke off the telly getting his knob out: the gimmicks keeping theatre alive
BRITONS aren’t natural theatregoers, but promise celebrity penis or make a shit film into a musical and we lap it up.
- 'GB News platoon reporting for duty, sah'
- The Cenotaph, and other places Britons would like there to be a Wetherspoons
- The Snowman: is it outdated and offensive and should be banned?
- What trite and obvious political point is your Banksy print making?
- Foreign cane toads are replacing our indigenous celebrity culture. By Nigel Farage