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Guardian 'Hacking Phones To Get Incredibly Boring Stories'

THE Guardian has been accused of hacking into mobile phones to acquire its seemingly never-ending series of incredibly tedious articles.

Israel Just Making It Easier For Guardian Readers To Look Good

ISRAEL'S attack on a Palestinian aid ship will make it easier for Guardian readers to sound as if they know what they are talking about, it was claimed last night.

Guardian Readers' Heads Explode In Wootton Bassett Dilemma

A PLAN by radical Islamists to march through Wootton Bassett last night caused a series of Guardian reader head explosions across North London.

BNP Question Time To Replace Christmas For Guardian Readers

THE British National Party's annual appearance on Question Time is set to become the new festive season for Guardian readers.

Guardian prepares for annual sneerathon

GUARDIAN readers are gathering in North London for the paper’s annual literary sneerathon.

Britain Not As Good As 'The Guardian' Said It Was, Claims Top Tory

BRITAIN has become like The Wire, scarred by drugs and violence and nowhere near as good as The Guardian said it was, a senior Tory has claimed.

The Whites-Only Healing Field and a Spitfire flypast: My dream of a right-wing Glastonbury

THE crowd before the Pyramid Stage is in a frenzy. Then He strides on stage and they lose it. The whole attendance of Pilton Farm, chanting ‘Oh, Nigel Farage’…

The Archbishop of Canterbury on… those poor f**king Christians being persecuted with flags

WAKING with a hangover so pulsating it has disabled streaming services in the Lambeth area, leaving providers such as Netflix and Disney+ owing thousands in compensation, I reflect upon yesterday’s events. 

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