the dailymash

'He threatened to put me in a wicker man': Men and women's worst Tinder stories compared

TINDER is different for the sexes. Men are secretly hoping a date will end in a shag, women are secretly hoping he’s joking about his Andor action figure collection. Here are the worst stories compared.

Free school meals stigma to be extended into adulthood

THE disgrace of having received free school meals is to be extended until the age of 35 by making recipients wear badges.

Our nudes fine, your dick pics disgusting, women explain

WOMEN have pointed out that photos of their naked bodies are acceptable whereas images of male genitalia remain grimly unwelcome.

'We couldn't get chips': The ways cruel foreigners ruin decent Britons' holidays

IT’S that time of year when Britons go on a cheap package holiday, have a miserable time and moan about it to the Sun. Here’s what foreigners are forcing them to complain about.

There's £15 billion for trams, clogs, whatever, says Rachel Reeves

Media to Harry: 'We hate you, we f**king hate you, give us photos of your kids'

THE UK media has reminded Prince Harry of their ever-burning loathing of him and his bitch wife, then asked for photographs of their children.

Man 'on good terms' with ex unaware his number's blocked

A MAN who claims to be on good terms with his ex is unaware she blocked him on all social media and her phone in January.

Is my cocaine Angel Delight, or vice versa? How to spot the difference

BRITONS have smuggled cocaine disguised as Angel Delight, which has millions with a packet of the latter at the back of a cupboard wondering: should I snort it? Apply these tests.