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Brown 'Beats Crap' Out Of Mcconnell On Eve Of Poll
TENSIONS inside the Labour campaign boiled over last night as Gordon Brown delivered a severe thumping to First Minister Jack McConnell.
Your Daily Mash Guide To Election Night 2007
It's set to be the most historic night in Scottish politics since blah blah blah.... Union in jeopardy.... blah blah.... end of Labour domination..... blah blah.... is Gordon Brewer feeling alright?
It's A Monster Munch Landslide, According To Daily Mash Survey
MONSTER Munch will be the next first minister of Scotland, according to the latest Daily Mash readers' poll.
Alex Salmond Killed Your Guinea Pig, Blair Tells Scots Children
IN his final salvo of the election campaign Tony Blair has accused SNP leader Alex Salmond of killing the guinea pigs of thousands of Scottish children.
Moss Sells Rubbish To Punters
KATE Moss last night declared her garage sale a roaring success after thousands of punters flocked to buy the model’s unwanted clothes and bric-a-brac.
Wonder Drug Boosts Desire For Sex And Chips
SCIENTISTS have discovered a wonder drug that increases women’s appetite for sexual intimacy and fast food.
Salmond's Face To Be Projected On To Moon Night Before Election
THE SNP election campaign will reach a spectacular climax this week when the face of party leader Alex Salmond is projected on to the surface of the moon.
Labour Campaign To Focus On Updating CVs
LABOUR candidates and party activists will spend the last three days of the campaign updating their CVs, the Daily Mash has learned.