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Labour Campaign To Focus On Updating CVs
LABOUR candidates and party activists will spend the last three days of the campaign updating their CVs, the Daily Mash has learned.
One Woman's Week: My Struggle Against Racism
BY KAREN FENESSEY
There are some things in life which make me feel sick to my stomach. I don't know if you've ever seen the film The Colour Purple, but if you have, then you will understand what I am talking about.
The World's Most Eco-Friendly Shopping Bag: Are You Too Poor And Ghastly To Own One?
THOUSANDS of really ordinary people like you queued around the block last night to get their hands on the must-have fashion accessory of our time: the Anya Hindmarch designed Daily Mash eco-shopping bag.
Prince Harry To Be Sent To Ascot
ARMY chiefs are reviewing their decision to send Prince Harry to Iraq and are now expected to send the Royal soldier to Ascot instead.
Mcconnell Comes Last In 'Zoo Trustworthiness' Poll
FIRST Minister Jack McConnell is the party leader least trusted to take your 19 year old-sister to the zoo, according to the first Daily Mash readers' poll.
'Eat Your Rubbish' Say Councils
SCOTTISH councils are planning to shift from weekly refuse collections to never because householders keep on filling their bins with dirty rubbish.
Record Companies Call For Ban On Whistling
THE world's leading record companies have joined forces to call for a ban on whistling, claiming it is an infringement of copyright.