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War over Chagos Islands could have secured Starmer a second term
THE worst part of the Chagos Islands deal is that Starmer could have gone to war over them and secured a second term, it has emerged.
Middle-class rebel teens all definitely down for Kneecap at Glastonbury
KNEECAP’S performance at Glastonbury will be so middle-class it could be mistaken for a John Lewis sale, organisers have warned.
No one knows if' 'you look well' means 'good' or 'fat'
NOBODY knows whether saying ‘you look well’ means the recipient is very attractive or a bit chubby, it has emerged.
Bats, whales and puppy dogs' tails: The gammon food critic's Vietnamese dining experience
WHAT is it with this sudden invasion of Vietnamese restaurants opening over here? Unheard of 20 years ago, now you can't bloody move for the things.
Gen Z worker on mental health break after getting text that ended in full stop
AN office worker is taking time off work with stress after receiving a message from an older colleague that concluded with a full stop.
'Wait, for I am the true heir to the Chagos Islands!' declares Kirstie Allsopp
THE handover of the Chagos Islands has been delayed at the eleventh hour after Kirstie Allsopp appeared dramatically in court, brandishing documents.
Woman who suddenly started posting inspirational quotes has definitely been dumped
A WOMAN who started posting generic images with inspiring quotes written across them to Instagram has definitely been chucked.