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Bob Marley 'Not Killed By Wizards', Admit Jamaican Police
POLICE in Jamaica have closed their 26-year investigation into the death of Bob Marley and admitted the reggae superstar was not murdered by wizards.
BAE In 'Arms For Cash' Scandal
BAE Systems' ethical reputation i under fresh scrutiny after a Daily Mash investigation revealed the company is deeply involved in the international arms trade.
It's War!!! Dutch Intercept Sporran Convoy
SCOTLAND'S invasion of Holland has been postponed indefinitely after the Dutch Navy seized a consignment of 25,000 Scottish infantry sporrans.
Blair Announces Plans For Beard
PRIME minister Tony Blair has outlined his plans for a full beard when he leaves office at the end of this month.
One Woman's Week: Swimming Against A Current Of Fools
By Karen Fenessey
Sometimes I despair about this modern society in which we live. People like me go through extensive and rigorous education to become teachers and our primary goal, apart from securing a respectable employment package, is to mould young minds and provide children with a secure moral code to live by. I certainly do that everyday and not once have I heard a whisper of thanks from any child.
Boffins Unveil World's Smuggest House
SCIENTISTS yesterday unveiled what they claim will be the world's smuggest house.
Scotland Relegated To Africa
SCOTLAND is to be compared to African countries for the next four years after another dismal display against its European counterparts.
SNP To Reverse Highland Clearances
THOUSANDS of Canadians will be forced to move to Scotland under SNP plans to reverse the Highland Clearances.