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Boffins Use Hybrid Embryos To Create Satan
SCIENTISTS at Dundee University have embarked on the world's first human-animal hybrid embryo project in a bid to create Satan.
Brown Era To Be Cold And Wet, Says Met Office
THE premiership of Gordon Brown will be dominated by the damp, dreary weather so typical of his native Fife, the Met Office warned last night.
Harry Potter Books 'All Made Up' Says Rowling
AUTHOR JK Rowling has revealed that no one is going to die at the end of the final Harry Potter book because she "made the whole thing up".
Rev Falwell Says Heaven 'Too Gay'
AMERICAN televangelist Jerry Falwell has launched an outspoken attack on Heaven after arriving there this week describing God’s Kingdom as looking like a ‘puff’s paradise’.
Prince Harry's Butler To Serve In Iraq
IN a display of maturity and selflessness which would make his mother proud, Prince Harry has volunteered his butler to serve in Iraq.
Salmond Declares War On Holland
IN his first act as Scotland's new First Minister, Alex Salmond has declared war on the Dutch.
Glasgow Launches Bid For 'Swearing Olympics'
GLASGOW city leaders today unveiled a £40 million package of incentives in their bid to host the 2014 Commonmouth Games – the Olympics of world swearing.
Boffins Invent Talking Road Signs
SCIENTISTS at Dundee University have developed the world's first talking road signs as a cheap alternative to satellite navigation systems.