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Charlie Dimmock, and other unlikely sexual fantasies Britain was bloody obsessed with
CHARLIE Dimmock has said she has no regrets about an affair in 2001. Fair enough, but was her tabloid-boosted sex appeal at the time actually a bit weird? Here are some more questionable fantasy shags.
Tips for having a better orgasm that will not work for you, with the Mash sex columnist
SO impressed with yourself you’ve decided you’re too good for ordinary orgasms? Want to have the kind of exclusive seven-star M&S orgasm others simply cannot achieve?
Pissing on a picture of Thatcher: the initiation ceremony for Tories defecting to Labour
SO many Tories have defected to Labour over the years they have an initiation ritual modelled on the Hell’s Angels. This is what Dr Dan Poulter will have to endure.
Blackstar, and other albums the artist cleverly promoted by dying
DYING is the ultimate music marketing tool, sending sales soaring at the negligible cost of a single life. These artists made out like posthumous bandits.
Who needs opposition? The SNP show how to f**k it up all on your own
WHO needs a functioning opposition to f**k up a decade in government? Not the SNP! They’ve proved you can do it effectively and stylishly all on your own.
Man confident if he apologises enough he'll stop being white
A WHITE man is so committed to saying sorry for all the crimes of his kind that he effectively is not a white man, he believes.
Your astrological week ahead for April 27th, with Psychic Bob
High five. Up high. Down low. Too slow. You felt a pit open up in your stomach just reading that.