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The art of the U-turn, by Sir Keir Starmer
POLITICS is like any relationship – it’s about compromise. And a Machiavellian brain like mine can compromise any enemy into submission by abandoning his beliefs at every turn.
Rest of country demands unbearable London heat be livestreamed
THE rest of the UK has requested that today’s 33ºC heat in London be viewable on a livestream for their entertainment and pleasure.
One evening on dating app worth six months of couples' counselling
AN evening of interaction with the online dating market saves more marriages than half a year being excruciatingly honest with a relationship counsellor, it has emerged.
Is Wimbledon the BBC's next hotbed of anti-Semitic chanting?
GLASTONBURY was a cesspit of anti-Semitism gleefully encouraged by the BBC, except everywhere that wasn’t the West Holts stage between 2.30pm and 3.30pm, Saturday. Is Wimbledon next?
This week in Mash History: 'Catherine Howard looketh hot as f**k washing that carriage,' says King, 1540
HOT weather makes Britons behave unusually, and so it was when 17-year-old Catherine Howard stripped out of her lady-in-waiting outfit to wash a gun carriage.
Five things you can't reasonably be expected to do in this heat
TODAY is set to be one of the hottest June days on record. Consequently nobody can realistically task you with any of these...
BBC, Glastonbury, and Starmer all must go after anti-IDF chant
THE British Broadcasting Corporation, Glastonbury Festival and Keir Starmer’s government must all be permanently dissolved because of what a punk band said.