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Woman left with trust issues after taking chance on new takeaway
A WOMAN who decided to vary her Friday night routine by trying a new takeaway fears she will never learn to trust again.
We ask you: how should those bastards who ran the Post Office be punished?
POST Office bosses knew Horizon was crap all along and that it was screwing over innocent postmasters. We asked you how justice should be served to these bastards.
Masterchef viewers divided over Greg Wallace copulating with food
VIEWERS are divided over the latest series of Masterchef, in which judge Greg Wallace assesses dishes after having sexual intercourse with them.
The Archbishop of Canterbury on... the NHS is trying to kill us, so we'd better pay shitloads to go private, am I right?
WAKING up with a hangover that feels like rhinoceri are vigorously mating within my cranium, I reflect on the events of the past couple of days.
The five and only five emails people send in office jobs
OFFICE jobs look complicated from the outside, but all they really involve is sending these five emails again and again and again forever.
Hoovers, postmen and oddly-shaped rocks: The terrible dangers I protect you from by barking, by your dog
IT’S a scary world out there for you humans. Luckily I’m always there to protect you with my terrifying barking abilities. Here are the threats I keep at bay every single day.
- Seven ways the inevitable OJ Simpson TV drama will be terrible
- Tributes to OJ Simpson don't flood in
- A white home counties roadman endures wasteman careers week
- The sordid details of your sex life: Things you'll deeply regret telling your mates when pissed
- Man living in fear his mates will discover his girlfriend's TikTok