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Fit actors you pathetically slogged through questionable Brit films for
BRITAIN has produced plenty of attractive actors, but also many terrible movies for them to be in. Here are some of the dubious Brit films you suffered through to ogle a star.
Do you want anything from Tesco? By Lizzo
HEY y'all, it’s your girl Lizzo. Music icon. Boss bitch. Plus-size goddess. Frequent patron of Tesco on Clifford Bridge Road in Coventry. So let me ask you this – d'you need anything picking up?
Man with way hotter girlfriend desperately asked how they met
A MAN whose girlfriend is much more attractive than him has been bombarded with desperate, probing questions about how on earth they met.
Cool, edgy celebrities who'll be on Radio 2 by the time they're 50
RIGHT now they’re sexy, dangerous and beloved by the youth. In less than 30 years they’ll be exploiting it to appeal to a middle-aged Radio 2 audience.
Seven magical family days out by rail you'll spend at Euston Station
AFTER a chaotic Bank Holiday weekend, Euston was at a standstill again yesterday. But Network Rail keeps urging us to have family days out by train, so here are some great places you won’t get to.
New Year's Eve, and five other times in 2024 that would be best for Sunak to call an election
COULD a cleverly chosen date for the election swing it for Rishi Sunak? It’s unlikely he’s got any other brilliant strategies, so here are some days he should keep in mind.
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- Post Office blames postmasters for counterfeit stamps, bad weather and the decline of the Arctic Monkeys
- Pervert GP prescribes sex to couple trying for baby