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Woman on Instagram really milking wedding photos from three years ago
A WOMAN is wringing every possible like out of her wedding photos by still posting them to Instagram three years after the fact.
'Play one off your two good albums!': Helpful things to shout at tonight's Oasis gig
ATTENDING an Oasis reunion gig? So stupefied by the magnitude of the occasion that you don’t know what to shout? Try these.
BuzzBallz: Your guide to surviving the unprecedented threat of 13.5% alcohol
A DANGEROUS new novelty drink, BuzzBallz, is sweeping the UK, the media has warned us. So is there any way to prevent this sherry-strength alcopop ruining your life? Try these measures.
Five other beautiful world locations and the life events I plan to ruin them with, by Jeff Bezos
HELLO peasants. You can’t have failed to notice mine and Lauren's recent understated wedding in Venice. And now you’re gagging to know what other tasteful events we have planned.
'There was a crumb in the cupboard': Online reviews by arseholes with insanely high expectations
ARE you an idiot with unrealistic expectations who loves finding things to moan about? You’re probably responsible for one of these online reviews…
Best thing to do when a colleague cries is to be an oblivious, unfeeling automaton, says Starmer
KEIR Starmer has shared his technique for dealing with emotional women or co-workers by ignoring them entirely and pretending it did not happen.
Boyfriend preoccupied with TV excellent at listening
A MAN engrossed in a TV programme has proved to be an effective listener who does not patronise his girlfriend by offering unhelpful advice.