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16 so-called art masterpieces you could bang out in half-an-hour pissed
LET'S face it, most universally acclaimed works of art could have been done by you after a lengthy session in the pub. Here are 16 you could easily crank out after six pints.
How to replace the Millennial slang you didn't understand with Gen Z slang you don't understand
MILLENNIAL slang is out of date and should be replaced by Gen Z slang, apparently. Here’s how to look ‘with it’ even if no one has a f**king clue what you’re saying.
'Stay hungry. Stay foolish': Six patently bollocks quotes that morons live their lives by
THERE’S no one, single way to live your life, but there are plenty of stupid quotes you shouldn’t listen to. Sadly, idiots swear by all of these.
Chicken wings, pomegranates, and other food too insubstantial to be worth the f**king effort
SOME so-called foods yield so little nutritional reward for the painstaking effort of eating them that they're better off in the bin. Like these pathetic examples.
Wanker friend on holiday in Japan
YOUR most pretentious and wanky friend is enjoying a holiday in Japan, it has emerged.
Nationalism silly when other countries do it
THINKING your country is inherently better than all the rest is hilarious when that country is not the UK, it has emerged.
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