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Twix advert banned for showing man sticking in both fingers at once like a f**king animal
A TWIX advert has been banned for breaching obscenity law by showing a man consuming both fingers simultaneously and loving it.
Musk asking Grok how to unf**k his life
ELON Musk has turned to his AI chatbot for advice on how to reverse his fortunes, it has emerged.
Plenty of affordable homes over here, say Britain's shitholes
THE UK’s least desirable towns and regions have a wealth of affordable housing just waiting for homeowners with low standards.
'All you can eat' diners excited to eat same amount as in regular restaurant
A GROUP of friends paying for unlimited amounts of food are thrilled about only being able to eat as much as they would normally.
'He gets a free castle now': Sadistic things to tell gammons who hate Sadiq Khan
LONDON mayor Sadiq Khan has been knighted, prompting outrage from gammons. Since they’re utterly obsessed with him, here’s what to sadistically tell them…
- Porn, and six other reasons world fertility rates are declining
- How to make a kitten on a pizza: Seven pointless things you learned from AI training
- British nuclear power plants: can we not just get Aldi to build them?
- Woman 'not like other girls' under impression no other girls say that
- How to be more outraged by a U-turn than you were by the original policy