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Six fixes f**k all, Starmer told
KEIR Starmer has been informed that if he is taking being prime minister seriously, he will need a f**k of a lot more than six fixes.
The disturbing new sex education curriculum, as written by Tory MPs
THE government is keen to politicise sex education, but should Conservative MPs be giving anyone advice on sex? Here is a worrying copy of a ‘learning resource’ they’ve created.
Assassination while Europe teeters on brink of war 'thrillingly retro', says world
THE world is feeling a warm glow of nostalgia thanks to the uncanny historical similarities that can be read into the shooting of the Slovakian prime minister.
We ask you: why are foreign cities so hostile to pissed-up Brits urinating on monuments?
MAGALUF, Amsterdam – seemingly everywhere in Europe has unaccountably turned against the traditional drunken British tourist. But why?
Looks not everything but they are about 95 per cent, scientists confirm
BEING handsome or beautiful is not the be-all-and-end-all of being attractive but it does account for 95 per cent, scientists have confirmed.
The French, the Belgians and other nations you're allowed to mock
TAKING the piss out of other countries is generally seen as xenophobic, but sometimes it’s fair enough. Like in these cases.
'My new portrait reflects my desire to, as Slayer sang, Reign In Blood' says Charles
THE King has unveiled a new portrait inspired by Slayer’s 1986 album Reign In Blood, which he says ‘is the guiding light of my rule’.
- 'My friend has inadvertently shat upon your table': Useful phrases for Brits in Magaluf
- Hopes grow that Harry and Meghan are broke and will soon be homeless
- Dead office workers costing Britain millions, say Tories
- Porn mags in bushes and other areas of British nature in crisis
- Teen spends three hours agonising over what to wear to hang out in car park