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The middle-aged person's guide to losing friends
IS your life cluttered with friends you’d prefer didn’t exist? Or require a minor effort to occasionally meet? Learn how to lose them like a middle-aged pro.
'How do you spell cheugy?': The new piss-easy Gen Z version of Scrabble
THE makers of Scrabble have launched a new version which is ‘less competitive’ for Generation Z. This sounds like bollocks, so what can fans of the tiresome board game expect?
Man on first date confused as woman resembles photo
A MAN on his first date with someone he met on a dating app was left confused when he discovered she looked exactly like her profile photo.
Lost rave tribe found beneath Hacienda
A SEMI-MYTHICAL group of troglodyte ravers has been discovered by workmen at Manchester’s legendary Hacienda.
Woman slags off boyfriend so much she has no choice but to dump him
A WOMAN has criticised her boyfriend so heavily to friends and family that she now has no choice but to dump him.
Pothole given listed status
A COUNCIL has granted a local pothole listed status in order to preserve it for future generations to enjoy, it has emerged.
Deliveroo cyclist's wages docked for stopping at red light
A DELIVEROO cyclist has had his wages docked as punishment for stopping at a red light, it has emerged.