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Lancashire still trying to pretend it has Yorkshire levels of identity
LANCASHIRE is still attempting to convince people it has the same cultural clout as its geographical neighbour and bitter rival, it has emerged.
Trump election campaign confident of victory after portents of doom strike America
DONALD Trump’s campaign team are confident in their chances of electoral success as an earthquake and a solar eclipse foreshadow great evil coming to the US.
Your astrological week ahead for April 6th, with Psychic Bob
You hate the taste of mint humbugs, but you eat them because they look like baby tapirs. And those fuckers should know their place.
Couple conceive second child as long-term investment to stop first one hassling them
A COUPLE are having a second child because they are already bored rigid of having to play with their first one, they have confirmed.
We ask you: does Netflix's dramatisation of the Prince Andrew interview prove his innocence once and for all?
SCOOP, a dramatisation of Prince Andrew’s infamous 2019 Newsnight interview, has the whole world wondering if they judged him too harshly. What’s your view?
The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Richard Dawkins, 'cultural Christian' or smug rodent tit?
WAKING up with a hangover, I look back on the past two days. The furore began when CCTV emerged of me masturbating furiously in front of a statue of the Virgin Mary. I will admit that looked bad.