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Walking doesn't cure terminal illness: The Salt Path fact-checked

INSPIRATIONAL memoir The Salt Path has been exposed as the conspicuous bullshit it was all along. These are the questions every middle-class reading group didn’t ask.

Copying Kate? Meghan spotted also wearing shoes

IN A glaring reference to her glamorous sister-in-law’s signature style, Meghan Markle has embarrassed herself by wearing shoes on her feet.

Amanda Holden, and other celebs your teenage self is relieved not to have as a parent

AMANDA Holden has treated an incurious world to pictures of her 54-year-old arse, and adults everywhere are glad they’re not her nepo babies. Having these as parents must be hell.

Embarrassing sex secrets you're right to keep to your f**king self, with the Mash sex columnist

TOO afraid to share you’re a furry with your wife? You’re right to be, she’ll leave you. Only a freak wants to be done by a 42-year-old mortgage advisor in a Pepé Le Pew costume.

Woman not reading fairy porn for the world-building

A WOMAN on her third volume of fantasy-themed pornography would like to inform its author she is not here for the rich fairy world-building.

Why going beyond the Wimbledon quarter-finals is gauche and un-British, by Tim Henman

BRITON Cameron Norrie has reached the quarter-finals of Wimbledon and, I trust, has the manners to go no further. For it is not our nation’s way.

Smell of cannabis makes me feel unsafe, says wuss

A TOTAL f**king wuss has confessed the odour of cannabis makes him feel terribly unsafe and as if police should arrest everyone within a 500ft radius who is not him.