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Nigel Farage 'will be allowed to make love to Lee Anderson on air' - Ofcom
NIGEL Farage and Lee Anderson having full sex live on GB News does not contravene election coverage rules, according to Ofcom.
Filet-O-Fish, KFC fries: the worst item from every fast food chain
EATING your usual guilty cheeseburger, you notice the items on the menu of your favourite fast-food franchise that nobody living has ever ordered. For why would they?
'What the f**k am I watching?': Ofcom's actual findings about GB News
OFCOM says GB News breached impartiality rules, but it’s hard to believe that was their only finding after watching hours of unadulterated shit. Here are their actual comments.
Couple on small plates date night get KFC bucket on way home
A COUPLE who experienced a small plates meal at a trendy restaurant were forced to buy a f**k off massive KFC bucket on the way home.
The Archbishop of Canterbury on… the Chelsea FC shitstorm
I rolled round the fucking chancel of Westminster Abbey in a pool of my own piss when I heard this. Chelsea! Oh, my fucking scrotum!
Chelsea FC advertised for sale in Bastards & Despots Quarterly
CHELSEA FC has been put up for sale in exclusive billionaires’ publication Bastards & Despots Quarterly, it has been confirmed.
Six Hollywood beefcakes who are a genuine threat to your marriage
NO matter how happy you think your marriage is, it would end the instant one of these hunks came calling on your wife. Know them and fear them.
Taliban to take over Middlesbrough FC
THE rulers of Afghanistan are to buy out Middlesbrough FC for £320 million, the Premier League has confirmed.
- Man questioning life decisions that have led him to queue two hours for KFC
- How to still be a sanctimonious vegan now you can eat sh*te from KFC like everyone else
- Starving KFC diners searching for anywhere else that serves food in a bucket
- 'So it is actually chicken?' ask KFC customers
- Hammond accidentally reveals red briefcase contains his erotic short stories