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Recycling Centres To Provide 'Wife-Banks'
LOCAL authority recycling centres across the UK are to offer a drop-off service for old or faulty wives.
Douglas Alexander Gets Three As And Two Bs
DOUGLAS Alexander, the international development secretary, is celebrating an impressive set of exam scores although he had to wait an extra day to get them after problems with a new online results system.
Do we really need ambulances?
By George Monbiot THEIR screaming sirens, their back-to-front writing and their dirty deisel engines have become a fixture in our modern lives, but does anyone ever stop to think if we actually need them?
Brown Still Sending Blair Abusive Emails
GORDON Brown is in regular contact with his predecessor Tony Blair through a relentless stream of angry, foul-mouthed emails.
Cannabis Now Worse Than The Nazis
CANNABIS is now more evil than the Nazis and smoking the drug is worse for the brain than watching Richard Madeley on television, new research suggests.
Sitting Causes Arse Cancer, Say Docs
SITTING down dramatically increases the risk of arse cancer and should be regulated under strict new laws, doctors decided last night.
Biblical Toys To Include Gay Action Figure And A Bag Of Small Stones
THE makers of the faith-based toys taking America by storm are to produce a gay action figure that children can 'stone to death' in accordance with scripture.
Property Value More Important Than My Kids, Say 92% Of Homeowners
HOMEOWNERS in the UK are more interested in the value of their house than in the fate of their own children, according to a new survey.