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Texas police draw up list of approved psychics
POLICE in Texas are to draw up a list of certified psychic visionaries after a supernatural tip-off turned out to be a waste of time.
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that he's in jail for armed robbery and aggravated assault.
Boycott to open therapy centre
GEOFF Boycott is to open Yorkshire's larget psychotherapy clinic, with a pledge to cure a patient every eight seconds.
Apple to copyright individual letters
STEVE Jobs has announced his intention to trademark the alphabet.
Auction uncovers 'Five Go Deporting'
AUCTIONEERS have discovered an unpublished Enid Blyton manuscript about a group of children who spend the summer deporting gypsies.
Activision unveils Illegal Download Hero
CHILD'S game manufacturer Activision is ditching the Guitar Hero franchise for the simulated thrill of stealing dreadful music.
Britain Backs Middle Class Children Who Want The Moon On A Stick
BRITAIN today threw its weight behind middle class children who deserve everything handed to them on a plate because they're all so very special.
Duncan Smith Finally Gets To Own Slaves
IAIN Duncan Smith will fulfil a lifelong ambition this week when he finally takes possession of his first batch of slaves.