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Britain hails return of normal telly
AFTER weeks of Olympics, Britons are celebrating the end of disruption to the television schedules.
Tulip bulb mania returns to Europe
SAVERS in Britain, Germany and France are taking their funds out of the banking system and putting them into tulip bulbs.
Dogs to be shot in Olympic stadium
THE opening ceremony for the Olympic games will include a pile of tractor parts and a man with large hands glaring at everyone, it has been revealed.
Cameron brings back slavery
PRIME Minister David Cameron has announced business-friendly changes to UK employment laws including the reintroduction of slavery.
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
That sounds like the time Heather Pickles ate too many Sherbet Dib Dabs at playtime and shat in the art cupboard.
You can't just steal stuff, claims judge
A HIGH Court judge yesterday claimed that you cannot just go around stealing other people's property.
Berlusconi parties a bit vanilla
THE parties held by penis-wielding former premier Silvio Berlusconi have shocked Italy with their lack of imagination.
Anti-capitalist mouse threatening to shit on some yoghurts
A RADICAL mouse is in a nervous stand-off with security guards after threatening to defecate on some Muller yoghurts in a London Tesco.