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Disappointment For Plucky Billionaire's Plaything
PLUCKY Fulham went down fighting last night as their riches to even more riches tale ended in last minute disappointment.
First-Time Buyers Still Pathetic
YOUNG would-be homebuyers are still clinging to their nauseatingly rose-tinted hopes and dreams, it was claimed last night.
Goldman Sachs 'Did Not Have Magic Beans'
MERCHANT bank Goldman Sachs has not been using magic beans to generate its multi-billion dollar profits, it was claimed last night.
Nostradamus Predicted 2010 'Would Be Bad Year For Buy-To-Let'
THE prophecies of Nostradamus include warnings about fluctuations in the UK property market, it was claimed yesterday.
'Racist' T-Shirt Could Cause Morons To Say Stuff
A SCOTTISH t-shirt expressing dislike of the England football team could cause morons to say things, experts have warned.
Annual Increase In House-Related TV Awfulness
TV property shows rose by 1.8% last year as the easing of the credit crunch helped bring forward a second series of Dreadful Middle Class Bastards.
Children Must Work Off Cost Of Flu Jab, Say Docs
CHILDREN under five who receive swine flu vaccinations will have to work for their local GP until the debt is paid, it emerged last night.
Rustenberg Spontaneously Bursts Into Flames
THE SOUTH African city of Rustenberg has destroyed itself just seconds after it was announced as being England’s base during next year's World Cup.