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Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
I've been amassing a personal collection of dildos for many happy years.
As my 40th birthday is approaching, I thought I might showcase my
efforts in a more public arena...
Woman to explain why she had sex with Clarkson
BRITAIN is today awaiting the explanation of a Jeremy Clarkson sex partner.
Nasri set to wander earth righting wrongs
SAMIR Nasri will spend the rest of his career going from club to club trying to do right, confirmed his agent.
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
"All I can think of these days is how to escape the next blast from her enormous winking anus."
Housing market affected by houses being on fire
ESTATE agents are struggling to find buyers for Britain's increasing number of on-fire homes, it has emerged.
Riots caused by society or lazy, thieving pricks, say experts
THE London riots are the inevitable consequence of a society that includes some arseholes who like to steal things instead of working, experts claimed last night.
End of internet anonymity to make web even more depressing
INTERNET users will be forced to reveal details of their pathetic lives in a new drive to stop them being ghastly.
Once-apathetic nation now mildly annoyed
AS the rancid truth about Britain's puppet-masters continues to unravel, a country once sedated by telly and shiny things has become almost vaguely interested.