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File-Share Crackdown 'Breaches Fundamental Right To Steal'
PLANS to cut-off the internet connections of people who share films and music have been branded an attack on the basic right to steal other people's property.
Americans Without Health Insurance Attack Plan To Give Them Health Insurance
FAT, stupid Americans with no health insurance have attacked plans to stop them dying so easily.
Opinions About House Prices Bounce Back
THE number of people with something to say about house prices rose by 15% in July, according to a report by the Institute of Chartered House Price Opinion Surveyors.
Neighbours Agree Never To Talk To Each Other Again
MILLIONS of people across Britain met their neighbours for the first time yesterday and immediately decided never to talk to them again.
Swine Flu Catches Cherie Blair
SWINE flu is on the verge of a hideous and unstoppable mutation after contracting a virulent case of Cherie Blair, scientists have warned.
Seven Million People Downloading Stuff You Wouldn't Pay For If There Was A Gun To Your Head
SEVEN million people in the UK are illegally downloading the sort of music and films you wouldn't pay for even as you heard the ominous click of a gun being cocked.
Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
Since the birth of my first child, I have developed a rather intimate and embarrassing problem, and I am too ashamed to visit the doctor. Before I fell pregnant I was vaguely aware that having a baby might have some physical side-effects, but it seems that squeezing out a head and shoulders has seriously knackered my flaps...
Jesus Would Have Had An Isa, Claims Archbishop
JESUS was a fiscal conservative who favoured low-yield bonds and secure tax-free investment vehicles, the Archbishop of Canterbury has claimed.