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How I'll replace Klopp and rebuild Liverpool, by Billie Eilish
POP megastar Billie Eilish has announced an 81-date world tour. But she’s not bothered about that. Instead here is her plan for bringing the glory days back to her beloved Liverpool FC.
'It's a lovely sunny day here,' says someone 300 miles away as if that's surprising
A COLLEAGUE 300 miles away in an entirely different part of Britain has expressed surprise that the weather is different there.
Temu, and other brands which you aren't sure what they are but they seem dodgy as f**k
KEEP hearing people talking about their ‘Shein hauls’ and don’t know what the hell they’re on about? You’re probably confused and suspicious about these other brands too.
Richard Madeley's Middle England guide to Kendrick Lamar vs Drake, and other rap beefs
KENDRICK Lamar has comprehensively dissed Drake on a new track. If you’re confused by this and other rap beefs, who better to explain than Good Morning Britain’s Richard Madeley?
If you listen closely you can hear the Tories crashing and burning
THE public has been informed that if they stand still and the wind is blowing in the right direction, they will actually be able to hear the Conservative party imploding.
We ask you: will you heartlessly punish blameless Tory councillors in tomorrow’s elections?
LOCAL Conservative councillors have done nothing wrong, so will you vengefully punish them for the sins of the national party in local elections tomorrow?
- 'You’re shop-soiled goods by age 30': Your own mum or an online incel? Guess the quote
- Museums should have pubs instead of gift shops, nation agrees
- Duolingo, and other stressful app reminders that can f**k off
- Seven terrible things about London, the city I hate, by mayoral candidate Susan Hall
- We don't care who we send to Rwanda, says Home Office