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'Manhunt 2' Producers Launch Glastonbury Version
CENSORS have welcomed a new version of the controversial game Manhunt in which players rampage through Glastonbury wiping out solicitors pretending to be hippies for the weekend.
Free £5 Note For Every Reader*
THE Bank of England is to give a brand new £5 note to each reader of The Daily Mash as part of its drive to stem the growing shortage of fivers in circulation.
Blair Sends Back Agent Provocateur Panties
TONY Blair is to return all his Agent Provocateur crotchless panties in protest at the saucy lingerie brand founder’s decision to reject his MBE.
Baggins Family Pans 'Lord Of The Rings' Musical
THE great nephew of Frodo Baggins has attacked the Lord of the Rings musical for 'playing fast and loose' with historical accuracy.
Brown To Appoint Milburn As 'Cabinet Enemy'
GORDON Brown will appoint Alan Milburn as his official Enemy in Cabinet when he takes over as Prime Minister next week.
'Go To Work On An Egg' Advert Banned For Safety Reasons
THE Health and Safety Executive has vetoed the classic 'Go to Work on an Egg' commercial amid fears commuters could injure themselves while trying to sit on their breakfast.
Ministers Unveil Plans For 'Road' Between Edinburgh And Glasgow
SCOTLAND'S transport system is to be revolutionised with the construction of the first 'road' between Scotland's two major cities.