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Cameron To Spend Two Weeks As A Wheelie Bin
TORY leader David Cameron is to spend two weeks living as a wheelie bin in East London in a bid to highlight the current crisis in British refuse collection.
Mars To Launch 'Beeftesers'
MARS, the confectionery giant, is to launch a brand of chocolate covered treats called 'Beeftesers' to cash in on the new and growing market for meat flavoured sweets.
Olympic Band 'Unlikely To Learn Scottish National Anthem'
THE musical director for the 2012 London Olympics has admitted that the ceremonial brass band 'probably won't bother' to learn Scotland's national anthem.
Bono Defends Poor While Bathing At £3000 A Night Hotel
SPEAKING from the sunken bath of his four room suite in Cannes, U2 frontman Bono has condemned the West for failing to eradicate Third World poverty.
I'm Having A Picnic And Everyone's Invited!
By David Cameron
GLOBAL warming is a threat to us all. I'm really serious about this. It will cause untold misery for millions across the globe and change the way we live, for ever. But in the meantime it does mean lots and lots of lovely weather. And what's the absolute best thing to do when the sun shines? Have a picnic!
One Woman's Week: The Path To True Love
By Karen Fenessey
LAST night, I went to a live gig in a dingy little bar in the city centre. I’d rather not spend my evenings in some dark, sticky dump surrounded by penniless, drug-smoking layabouts, but I had an obligation to be there, because my boyfriend, Donny, is a singer/songwriter in a band.
It's War!!! Dutch Flood Scotland With Cheap Pornography
THE Dutch have launched their first salvo in the war with Scotland by flooding the country with cheap, low-grade pornography.
Romanov Turns A-Listed Treasure Into Garden Centre
HEARTS chairman Vladimir Romanov is to transform the old Royal Bank of Scotland headquarters in Edinburgh into the city's first A-listed discount garden centre.